Handsome Fucker
Face & Beard Oil
£24
Est. for the gloriously hairy
If your beard is as rough as a badger's arse, join the gang.
Australian emu oil grooming. Built for pelts, not peach fuzz.
Why Emu Oil? Because you're not a greased pig.
Absorbs Instantly
Hydrates the thickest pelts without ruining your shirt.
Kills The Chafe
Heavy-duty anti-inflammatory to stop the deep-forest itch.
Primal Power
Australian Emu oil mimics human skin for maximum penetration.
The Arsenal
Heavy-Duty Maintenance.
The Rug Rub
Chest & Torso Body Gloss
£28
Groin & Glide
Anti-Chafe Moisturizing Balm
£22
Civilised Care for Uncivilised Growth.
We didn't go to a French apothecary; we went to the source. Formulated for the gloriously hairy, heavily endowed, and unapologetically rugged.
Meet The Range